If you like your decadence served with white gloves, the Grand Lido Negril will take you to new heights. This place couldn't get any sexier if they'd posted Fall in Love Here signs at the secret grottoes, gazebos, rocky cliffs and fringed white hammocks tastefully secreted among the lush Jamaican landscape. Throw in candlelight, strolling musicians, moon-washed beaches (one of which is clothing optional) and stunning architecture of stone, glass and marble. The service is ever so discreet; cuisine is ever so haute.
You may book a liaison to remember -- or a wedding -- on the M/Y Zein, the honeymoon yacht of Princess Grace and Prince Ranier of Monaco. If gazing into the eyes of your beloved aboard the spectacular 147-foot/44-meter yacht, Aristotle Onassis' wedding gift to the royals, doesn't set your heart on fire, check with your cardiologist. You may already have expired.
The gorgeous, classical Mediterranean Grand Lido Negril is one of a large family of all-inclusive properties. Grand Lido's seven-day package currently ranges from US$3,437-$7,575 per couple, depending on accommodations and dates. Call 800-GO-SUPER.

Posted online 02/01/99.